Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god
I can’t decide if I want to get my ring sized again. I don’t know if they didn’t go small enough the first time or if it’s just too top heavy and that’s why it keeps rotating? Has any one else had this problem? I want to do it before I leave for Japan but last time it took a week so I guess I should decide soon.
Drink too much coffee, wear lipstick that’s too dark, and never settle for a life you don’t want.
I just remembered that at my wedding my husband went around and made anyone who was wearing a fedora take it off before I could see it because of the deep deep hatred I have for fedoras and if you don’t think that’s beautiful you’re wrong.
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
Bowling with babylove🎳🍻 #happy #spiderlegs @codyfl222
Look at this beautiful grilled cheese my husband made me. How can there be so much perfection in one person???